Wednesday, 7 April 2010

Exam Paper I

  1. Write your name in less than 20 minutes and 20 letters

    (only alphabets allowed, no numeric digits or "_" allowed)

  2. What's your age group ?
    less than 0
    equal to 0
    greater than 0

  3. What is 2 + 2 ?
    FOUR
    4
    IV

  4. If you have one brother, how many brothers your brother has?
    none one question is too personal

  5. Complete the following sentence........... (4 marks)
    ______ ________ ________ _________ .

  6. If there are 365 days in a year, how many days make a year ?

  7. Read the statement carefully and answer the following question :
    "My mother's daughter's brother's mother's mother's daughter's husband's wife is my mother herself".
    Q. How many times the word "mother" appear in the above statement ?
    None
    few times
    uncountable times

  8. If someone gives you a rupee for 100 paise, would you get
    One rupee ? 100 paise ?

  9. Write an Essay on "MYSELF" in not more than three sentences.
    (HINT : My Name is ___________ (same as in [1]). I am a _______ (boy/girl). i am writing an essay.)

  10. If the time is 3.00 what does your digital watch show ?

  11. At what time does the 11.16 Indrani Express come ?

  12. What do you do on a honeymoon ?
    Collect Honey
    Admire Moon
    Collect Honey while admiring the moon

  13. Earth is Flat ?
    False
    Indeed False

  14. If A = B and B = C then B = A ?
    TRUE
    NOT FALSE
    OUT OF SYLLABUS

  15. If you eat lunch during lunch time, what do you eat during dinner time ?

  16. Think and write the present tense of THOUGHT.

  17. Fill in the blank :
    I am a letter.
    READING
    WRITING
    SEALING

  18. Who was the first MAN to land on moon ?
    MR. ARMSTRONG
    MISS ARMSTRONG
    MRS ARMSTRONG

  19. What comes first ?
    the Egg
    the Omelette

  20. Can you count more than five using your hands ?
    YES
    NO

  21. Spell M-Y-T-H-O-L-O-G-Y

  22. Mrs. Sinha is Mr. Sinha's
    Father
    Brother
    Son
    Daughter

  23. Car A start from X and car B start from Y. X and Y are located 100 miles apart from each other. how many wheels does each car has ?
    One Four Seven

  24. To reach to the 12th floor of the World Trade Center, how many buttons would you press in the elevator ?
    ONE TWELVE

  25. Complete the following series [this question carries 3 marks]
    1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, _, _, _.

  26. This one tests your imagination.
    SUN is nearer to India than AMERICA because.........
    SUN is smaller than AMERICA
    One can see SUN, but not AMERICA
    i do not have any time left to think on this one.

Your feedback counts. (please do not write how many times)

I rate the difficulty level for the above question paper as
8 9 10 [NOTE : 1 is very easy and 10 is most difficult]


Number of times i flipped a coin
35 70 i forgot to bring my coin so i bluffed and prayed for good luck.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

:)

Saagar said...

Old man Poochie
I can't describe how happy I am seeing letthisbeavailable.blogspot.com show a post after God-knows-when. And a hilarious one, as always.

How is you? I've never wanted to call you as much as I did after the 3-2 in the San Siro, except maybe after the 4-1 at OT, but then Bayern happened.

Ankur Sharma said...

Oye nice to see u back at least on your blog man .. keep it going :)

Cartler Chandman said...

Hey Pulki....how are ya? Really good to see you back man..Hope you're doing good. Kickass post as usual, and let this be available from now on!

psr akhilesh said...

You can prosecuted for writing posts like these. I nearly died laughing.

The Decayed Canine said...

Sigh. Happy, happy day... :)