Wednesday, 7 April 2010

Exam Paper I

  1. Write your name in less than 20 minutes and 20 letters

    (only alphabets allowed, no numeric digits or "_" allowed)

  2. What's your age group ?
    less than 0
    equal to 0
    greater than 0

  3. What is 2 + 2 ?

  4. If you have one brother, how many brothers your brother has?
    none one question is too personal

  5. Complete the following sentence........... (4 marks)
    ______ ________ ________ _________ .

  6. If there are 365 days in a year, how many days make a year ?

  7. Read the statement carefully and answer the following question :
    "My mother's daughter's brother's mother's mother's daughter's husband's wife is my mother herself".
    Q. How many times the word "mother" appear in the above statement ?
    few times
    uncountable times

  8. If someone gives you a rupee for 100 paise, would you get
    One rupee ? 100 paise ?

  9. Write an Essay on "MYSELF" in not more than three sentences.
    (HINT : My Name is ___________ (same as in [1]). I am a _______ (boy/girl). i am writing an essay.)

  10. If the time is 3.00 what does your digital watch show ?

  11. At what time does the 11.16 Indrani Express come ?

  12. What do you do on a honeymoon ?
    Collect Honey
    Admire Moon
    Collect Honey while admiring the moon

  13. Earth is Flat ?
    Indeed False

  14. If A = B and B = C then B = A ?

  15. If you eat lunch during lunch time, what do you eat during dinner time ?

  16. Think and write the present tense of THOUGHT.

  17. Fill in the blank :
    I am a letter.

  18. Who was the first MAN to land on moon ?

  19. What comes first ?
    the Egg
    the Omelette

  20. Can you count more than five using your hands ?

  21. Spell M-Y-T-H-O-L-O-G-Y

  22. Mrs. Sinha is Mr. Sinha's

  23. Car A start from X and car B start from Y. X and Y are located 100 miles apart from each other. how many wheels does each car has ?
    One Four Seven

  24. To reach to the 12th floor of the World Trade Center, how many buttons would you press in the elevator ?

  25. Complete the following series [this question carries 3 marks]
    1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, _, _, _.

  26. This one tests your imagination.
    SUN is nearer to India than AMERICA because.........
    SUN is smaller than AMERICA
    One can see SUN, but not AMERICA
    i do not have any time left to think on this one.

Your feedback counts. (please do not write how many times)

I rate the difficulty level for the above question paper as
8 9 10 [NOTE : 1 is very easy and 10 is most difficult]

Number of times i flipped a coin
35 70 i forgot to bring my coin so i bluffed and prayed for good luck.

Exam paper II

Instructions Read each question carefully. Answer all questions.

Time limit 2 hours. Begin immediately.

Describe the history of the Papacy from its origins to the present day, concentrating especially, but not exclusively, on its social, political, economic, religious and philosophical impact on Europe, Asia, America and Africa. Be brief, concise and specific.

You have been provided with a razor blade, a piece of gauze, and a bottle of scotch. Remove your appendix. Do not suture until you work has been inspected. You have fifteen minutes.

Public Speaking
2500 riot-crazed aborigines are storming the classroom. Calm them. You may use any ancient language except Latin or Greek.

Create life. Estimate the differences in subsequent human culture if this form of life had developed 500 million years earlier, with special attention to its probable effect on the Indian Parliamentary System. Prove your thesis.

Write a piano concerto. Orchestrate and perform it with flute and drum. You will find a piano under your seat.

Based on your knowledge of their works, evaluate the emotional stability, degree of adjustment, and repressed frustrations of each of the following:
  • Alexander of Aphrodisis
  • Rameses II
  • Hammuarabi.
Support your evaluation with quotations from each man's work, making appropriate references. It is not necessary to translate.

Estimate the sociological problems which might accompany the end of the world. Construct an experiment to test your theory.

The disassembled parts of a high-powered rifle have been placed on your desk. You will also find an instruction manual, printed in Swahili. In 10 minutes, a hungry bengal tiger will be admitted to the room. Take whatever action you feel necessary. Be prepared to justify your decision.

Develop a realistic plan for refinancing the national debt. Trace the possible effects of your plan in the following areas:
  • Cubism
  • the Donatist Controversy
  • the Wave Theory of Light
Outline a method for preventing these effects. Criticize this method from all possible points of view. Point out the deficiencies in your point of view, as demonstrated in your answer to the last question.

Political Science
There is a red telephone on the desk beside you. Start World War III. Report at length on its socio-political effects if any.

Take a position for or against truth. Prove the validity of your stand.

Explain the nature of matter. Include in your answer an evaluation of the impact of the development of mathematics on science.

Sketch the development of human thought. Estimate its significance. Compare with the development of any other kind of thought.

General Knowledge
Describe in detail. Be objective and specific.